Pumpkin Patched

[Intro] [Verse] We came home from the pumpkin patch My wife was being a bitch, wouldn't give me no snatch Put the kids to bed and poured myself a drink Saw the pumpkins by the sink and I started to think [Pre-Chorus] I'll make my jack-o-lantern while they sleep Cut a hole in the side and put it near the heat Get myself hard down in the man cave Inserting my penis in the pumpkin I made [Chorus] Jack me Jack-O-Lantern, pound that pumpkin snatch My wife is a bitch, I think she's met her match Hear my thighs slapping as I work up a nut I put Halloween on and Michael's hunting sluts Jack me jack-o-lantern, pound that pumpkin snatch Feels like my bitch wife when she's on the rag I'm thrusting away but I miss the fight When she tries to push me off it makes me bust every time [Verse] Trick or treat, filled my pumpkin with seed I'll show my wife in the morning and she'll probably scream A pumpkin got me off while she snored upstairs Felt good to fuck a hole that's not covered with hair [Pre-Chorus] When I wake up she's standing at my feet Fell asleep with the pumpkin in my lap it seems Her face is dark red, her eyes are homicidal She pulls the pumpkin off and slams me up inside her [Chorus] Jack me Jack-o-Lantern, Pound that pumpkin snatch Feel her nails down my chest, every bitch loves to scratch Then she put my pumpkin underneath her butt I keep hearing squeaky farts while she fills it up Jack me Jack-O-Lantern, Pound that pumpkin snatch When I hit her g-spot, smells like she lit a match Feel 'er orgasm while she takes a huge dump I bust a big nut when the pumpkin erupts [End]