[Verse] You look like a daft lad Lookin' like you need a slap lad Thinkin' that you're gonna pull a fast one Gonna need to run fast lad Pff In the mornin' with a kebab lad Lookin' at me like "I'm bad" lad Talkin' like you're the man lad Really you're a little fan lad You're a div lad Lookin' like you never seen a bit lad Bet you thought that you was sick lad Now you're runnin' from the kid lad Big lad Now you ain't a big lad Talkin' like you seen a big bag When I see you it's a quick tag Your mum looks like a scallywag Pussy lad Lookin' like a fussy lad Little D gettin' all the pussy lad Me and you We ain't buddies lad Stupid lad Dumb and dumberer Think you're gonna get the number Then you saw me in the corner No you ain't a winner lad Lookin' like a beginner lad I'm a big dog You's a little cat You was sittin' in the gutter lad [Chorus] You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) [Verse 2] Dumb lad Lookin' like a mum lad Sittin' in the corner with your dumb lads Waitin' for a fight with a dumb lad Oi That's a bit peak lad When you look at me Don't speak lad I'm the kinda guy you should greet lad Why you walkin' on the street lad? Pissed lad Nah you ain't pissed lad Couple more and you're gonna need a lift lad Stop pretendin' that you're rich lad You got two quid in your pocket lad All you got is an out of date docket lad Think you pulled a stunner lad Stop it lad Really she's a banger and a mash lad Your mate looks like a cat lad Drunk lad Actin' like a punk lad Talkin' like you're on stuff lad Heard you got the little stuff tucked lad Nah You're a wasteman lad I should really give you a slap lad Lookin' like a nonce You're a prat lad Me and you will never chat lad Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi cause [Chorus] You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi looking like a nonce lad Oi I should really give you a slap lad Oi I'm the kinda guy you should greet lad Oi You look like a daft lad (You look like a daft lad) Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads Oi This is for the dumb lads fuckin daft lad, mate fuckin muppet


