(Verse 1) Folks, let me tell you, I've got a tremendous tale, About the biggest beans you've ever seen, believe me, they're for real. I was at a rally, and the crowd was goin' wild, When I saw a plate of beans, just piled high, it was beautiful, child. (Chorus) Big beans, big beans, the best, the greatest, the fantastic, Nobody knows more about beans than I do, it's true, fantastic. Big beans, big beans, we're gonna make them great again, And all the fake news media's gonna say, "Wow, those beans are huge, they're winners." (Verse 2) My friend Elon, he's got some great ideas, I gotta say, He's talkin' about SpaceX, but I'm thinkin' about beans in a major way. We'll build a wall around our bean farms, and we'll make Mexico pay, For the biggest, juiciest beans, you've ever tasted, every single day. (Chorus) Big beans, big beans, the best, the greatest, the fantastic, Nobody knows more about beans than I do, it's true, fantastic. Big beans, big beans, we're gonna make them great again, And all the fake news media's gonna say, "Wow, those beans are huge, they're winners." (Bridge) Fake bean critics, they're just haters, don't you know? They're jealous of our bean greatness, it's a bean conspiracy, folks, believe me, it's true. We'll drain the bean swamp, and we'll make beans great again, And all the bean lovers will be sayin', "Thank you, Donald, you're a bean champion." (MC Verse - Ragga Style) Wah gwaan, Trump got di beans on di plate Dem big, dem fat, dem can't be late Ganja style, wi a-fire up di grill Bean lunatic, dat's di way wi feel Wi nuh like di fake beans, di ones dem fake up Wi want di real deal, di beans dat never stop Big league, big beans, wi makin' moves Don't touch wi beans, or wi'll make yuh lose (Chorus) Big beans, big beans, the best, the greatest, the fantastic, Nobody knows more about beans than I do, it's true, fantastic. Big beans, big beans, we're gonna make them great again, And all the fake news media's gonna say, "Wow, those beans are huge, they're winners."