[Verse 1] You like your lovers neat and polished,I brought a body bag A bouquet of black roses and a murder in the cab You’re my “final girl”, baby, I’m your favorite “Cabin in the wood’ “monster boxes I’d make Ghostface look like Cupid with a kitchen knife and all Redrum on the bathroom wall, your name inside the frame house of wax If loving you’s a crime scene, I’ll take the fucking blame They say there’s mad monsters under my beds — how quaint, how sweet I lick my lips The worst one’s in your bedroom, making breakfast, kissing cheeks [Pre-Chorus] Hide, seek — heartbeat, deadbeat Pretty little nightmare on repeat Lock, stock — tick-tock, blood drops I don’t stop till the whole world slop! [Chorus] I’m your best horror, horror lover in the glitch A little bit of Romeo, a little Texas Chainsaw A little more of Cardio , little mix Of 13 ghosts I’ll gut the psycho, burn the pennywise , then hold you through the night They’re afraid of what I am — you’re the reason I’m alive Horror, thriller motherfuckers— kiss me, close your eyes I’m the “Philosophy of the knife” I’m a master of monsters, darling, sweet dreams tonight If the devil wants your number, tell him I already called I’d be the horror-est of them all For your love, I’d beat them all. [Verse 2] Norman Bates would blush at how I keep your secrets clean (but my body wet!) Hannibal would set the table; I’d serve vengeance à la dream Got a red flag collection, baby, curated just for you A psychopathic little rom-com with a body count of two [Pre-Chorus] Hide, seek — heartbeat, deadbeat Pretty little nightmare on repeat Lock, stock — tick-tock, blood drops I don’t stop till the whole world slop! [Chorus] I’m your best horror, horror lover in the glitch A little bit of Romeo, a little Texas Chainsaw A little more of Cardio , little mix Of 13 ghosts I’ll gut the psycho, burn the pennywise , then hold you through the night They’re afraid of what I am — you’re the reason I’m alive Horror, thriller motherfuckers— kiss me, close your eyes I’m the “Philosophy of the knife” I’m a master of monsters, darling, sweet dreams tonight If the devil wants your number, tell him I already called I’d be the horror-est of them all For your love, I’d beat them all. [Bridge / Whispered] What’s your favorite scary movie? Mine is one where you survive. Everyone else gets a sequel If they’re lucky to be alive. [Final Chorus] [Last Chorus] I’m your best horror, “The Substance” lover in the glitch A little bit of Coven, a little “Martyrs” A little more of “The hills” , little mix Of “Exorcism Weapon” I’ll gut the psycho, burn pennywise , then hold you through the night They’re afraid of what I am — you’re the reason I’m alive Horror, thriller motherfuckers— kiss me, close your eyes I’m the “Philosophy of the knife” I’m a master of monsters, darling, sweet dreams tonight If the devil wants your number, tell him I already called I’d be the horror-est of them all For your love, I’d beat them all.