You showed up late, you stole my fries Told me your ex still calls sometimes You said my shirt was “pretty… cheap” And that my laugh makes you wanna sleep But you’re sooo romantic… when you’re not awake You’re my favorite heartbreak, my perfect mistake Oh baby, you’re the one! …The one I should have dodged and run! Yeah honey, it’s true! No one disappoints like you! You said my cooking “could be worse” Then asked if my sister’s single first You took me out to a fancy place Forgot your wallet… what a face! But you’re sooo amazing… in your own weird way Like a bad tattoo I’ll keep anyway Oh baby, you’re the one! …The one I should have dodged and run! Yeah honey, it’s true! No one disappoints like you! Remember our first fight? Yeah, you were wrong. I was *right*! Nope. Wrong. But you still kissed me… I was bored. Oh baby, you’re the one! …The one I should have dodged and run! Yeah honey, it’s true! No one disappoints like you! (…and that’s why I’m still stuck with you)