[Intro, Dramatic strings, Dissonant piano, Villain’s eerie humming] (Hmm-hmm-hmm… laaaa la la laaa...) Oh-ho-ho! What a lovely night... For a CHASE! [Sudden orchestral hit, Fast drumroll, Doors SLAM] [Verse 1, Extreme falsetto villain, Taunting] Tip-tap! Click-clack! My little feet go snicker-snack! Run and stumble, trip and crawl, I SEE EVERYTHING, I SEE IT ALL! [Minions’ Chant, Offbeat, Off-key layers] (Run-run-run! No escape!) (Tip-tap-click! He’s on your tail!) (Stumble-fumble, twist and tumble!) (Oops! Too slow! TOO LATE!) [Pre-Chorus, Hysterical falsetto, Rising intensity] Ooooh I smell your desperation! I taste your fear and dread! Shall I drag this out for ages… Or just pop off with your head?! [Chorus, Chaotic, Speeding up] RUUUUN, LITTLE FOOL! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! I’M RIGHT BEHIND, OH, HOW I LOVE THIS PLAN! HOP! SKIP! TRIP! DROP! I’LL CATCH YOU SOON—YOUR HEART WILL STOP! [Instrumental Break, Staccato strings, Cartoonish sound effects] (Squeaky shoes running, heavy panting, evil giggles, loud door creaks) [Verse 2, Villain whispering then bursting into shrieking falsetto] Shh… I hear you breathing… Tsk-tsk… so weak… Shall I count down? THREE! TWO! O—OH WAIT, YOU FELL! HAHAHA! [Minions’ Chant, Chaotic, Laughing over each other] (He’s got you now! He’s got you now!) (No way out, don’t make a sound!) (Try to crawl, it’s no use!) (HA! HA! HA! WHAT A HOOT!) [Bridge, Discordant violins, Clock ticking, Villain voice cracks] LITTLE TOES GO PIT-PAT-PLOP! LITTLE HEART GO THUMP-THUMP-STOP! SCURRY SCURRY—NO WAY OUT! TIME TO SCREEEEEAM—(voice cracks terribly)—OH NOOOO I WENT TOO HIIIIGH! [Minions snickering] (His voice broke! His voice broke!) (Oh no, he’s mad! UH-OH! UH-OH!) [Final Chorus, Even faster, Completely unhinged falsetto] RUUUUN! RUUUUUN! DON’T LOOK BACK! I’M RIGHT BEHIND, READY TO ATTACK! SKIP! SLIP! TRIP! FALL! I’LL CATCH YOU SOON—OH, HEAR YOU CALL! [Outro, Sudden silence, Heavy breathing, Villain whispers eerily] Oh… what’s this? …All out of breath? Tsk, tsk… what a pity… Guess I’ll just have to… [Sudden orchestral hit, Lights out sound effect] START AGAIN! [Villain laughter, Minions cackling, Creepy music box fades out]
