Ailsa - Ailsa.- (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) Ailsa, - Ailsa.- (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) You came to me from somewhere, Like you were always meant to be, To fill all my lonely walks and thoughts, To fill all my empty days. BUT No sniffing, no licking, no barking, no don't, No humping my leg when I say, "Let's go out." No peeing my floors, no dumps at my feet, Just a puppy dog, just a puppy dog That was maybe meant to be. (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) That was maybe meant to be. (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) I take you walks, and people that we meet All stop to say hello. You patter round their feet, All smiles and cuddly, all happy, aglow, But for me, well, you already know. BUT No sniffing, no licking, no barking, no don't, No humping my leg when I say, "Let's go out." No peeing my floors, no dumps at my feet, Just a puppy dog, just a puppy dog That was maybe meant to be. (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) That was maybe meant to be. (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) She's chewed all my skirtings, chewed through my wires, Shredded my shoes and sleeps with my socks. The toys for her play never got their day, For my shoes and my socks are just her way. BUT No sniffing, no licking, no barking, no don't, No humping my leg when I say, "Let's go out." No peeing my floors, no dumps at my feet, Just a puppy dog, just a puppy dog That was maybe meant to be. (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) Ailsa, - (oh -oh oh-oh oh-) Ailsa, - (oh -oh oh-oh oh-). Ailsa, -Ailsa, - Andy.B 17.09.2026
