I'm like a you want to hear the alphabet okay let's do it my version like we got a A is for apple and then there's B b is for butterflies or beautiful like diamonds like like me and like my family we beautiful then we got C for chopped and all my classmates are that that are not my friends all those stinky Boys in my class are chopped yeah yeah yeah then we got d d is for doggy and and yeah then we got then we got f for party fart like my dad he's a farty fart fart then we got got G for the goat like me and my family and yes we slay and basically yeah that's my ABCD EFG HIJK LMNOP q r s t u v w x y and z that's why I learned all my ABCs and why I am the best dad spelling yeah yeah yeah I will teach all your kids if you let them listen to the song like like they were like so much more stuff and they will be much cooler and they will be very confident like me I'm just the best yeah yeah yeah I don't like no one in my class they all think except for like two of them and now we're going to learn how to count count count count count count count go 1 2 3 that's where my patient went when I was three and I was doing basement yeah yeah yeah just like I am right now cuz all you need to hurry up like everybody in my class walked so slow they like shuffling they like squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak they shopping and squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak Bay shuffling with their feet like they don't know how to walk correctly and none of the boys in my class know how to treat a lady they so rude yeah yeah yeah there's this one boy who literally tried to hold the door for all the girls but then he ended up dropping it right on my friend and being super impolite like if you going to hold the door hold it for everyone not just some people like she was ahead of me and one and she ended up holding the door for everyone else because she is so nice but no boy in my class can count the one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 yeah yeah yeah they're patience is way too high mine is like one two three done
