[Verse 1] He put a spell on my car keys Now I can’t find ‘em No I can’t find ‘em He said he’d let me go scot-free Now he’s reminding me He’s redefining me He said that he would set my soul free Now I’m confined to the pits of hell And he’s beside himself [Pre-Chorus] That’s when I realized I’m gonna need an alibi He said “Call me a friend of Satan I can get you a little bit closer to heaven” I said “No I don’t think that’ll fly” He said “You don’t have a choice” And I said [Chorus] “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free” [Verse 2] He said “How do you like your eggs? Hard or runny? Scrambled or sunny-side?” I said “I’ll take ‘em in a skillet or a frying pan Just get me out of this frying pan I don’t wanna be a side of bacon And I don’t wanna end up in a jar of jelly Don’t wanna wind up with a mouthful of marmalade” [Pre-Chorus] He said “Do you have any food allergies?” And I said “I’ll tell you what I do have I’ve got a newfound appreciation for gravity And a real bad case of allergies I don’t know if you can tell But I’m pretty snotty” And he said [Chorus] “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on you Whoo Ooh Ooh You better learn to chew I said “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free” [Verse 3] He said “How you like your coffee? Black or bitter? Strong enough to wake the dead?” I said “Pour it in a paper cup and hand it over Just don’t let me lose my head I don’t wanna be a sip in the morning Or a drip in the dark Don’t wanna wake up in a pentagram parking lot” [Pre-Chorus] He said “Do you need a little sugar?” And I said “I’m already sweet on leaving I’ve been counting every crack in the ceiling And every path to my great escape” He said “You’re only making it worse” And I said [Chorus] “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on you Whoo Ooh Ooh You better mind your queue I said “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free” [Verse 4] He said “Do you like your future cloudy? Pearly or fiery? Wrapped up in a warning sign?” I said “I’d like mine with a little less torment And a little more peace of mind I don’t wanna be a footnote in the underworld Or a headline in hell’s front page I’m just trying to make it out of this infernal maze” [Pre-Chorus] He said “Then sign right here” And I said “I’m not signing anything I’ve had enough of your charming lies And your teeth that gleam like sin” He laughed and said “You’re mine either way” And I said [Chorus] “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free” [Bridge] Set me free Somebody set me free Somebody set me free Set me free Somebody set me free Somebody set me free [Final Pre-Chorus] That’s when I realized I’m gonna need a better disguise He said “Call me a friend of Satan I can get you a little bit closer to heaven” I said “No I don’t think that’ll fly” He said “You don’t have a choice” And I said [Final Chorus] “Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free Whoo Ooh Ooh Satan’s got a hold on me Whoo Ooh Ooh Somebody set me free” *Growling* *Laughter* [Fades Out]
