[Intro — live barroom atmosphere, band casually warming up, little guitar and fiddle fills] [Spoken — amused, irritated] Well, ladies and gentlemen... I gotta tell ya... Yep... It happened again. So, you know what... [little pause] I looked him in the eye and asked... [Band stops] What the hell is wrong with you? [Full band slams in] [Verse 1] What the hell is wrong with you Why do you embarrass me that way? I've done absolutely nothin' to you But you've gotta treat me this way I've had it with your ridicule Don't want nothin' from you You can find your way right out that door Or I'll put a boot on your ass Ta give you a little help out the door [Short Telecaster and fiddle answer] [Verse 2] You always gotta steal the spotlight Every room you walk into Talkin' loud and actin' bigger Like the whole world's watchin' you You laugh when somebody stumbles Think it's all one big joke Well, I ain't laughin' anymore I'm done bein' your punchline, mister [Chorus] What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you hear the things you say? Every little joke's another cut And I'm tired of bleedin' this way You ain't gonna change my mind You crossed that line too many times Take your attitude somewhere else I'm finally listening to myself [Instrumental — lively country-rock guitar and fiddle trading licks] [Verse 3] Pack your pride and take it with you Don't leave nothin' here behind I've wasted enough precious time Tryin' to change your mind You can slam that old screen door Kick the gravel as you leave You won't hear me call you back You won't see me on my knees [Spoken — to the crowd] You know the type, don't ya? [Crowd reacts] Yeah... That's the one. [Band kicks back in] [Chorus] What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you hear the things you say? Every little joke's another cut And I'm tired of bleedin' this way You ain't gonna change my mind You crossed that line too many times Take your attitude somewhere else I'm finally listening to myself [Extended instrumental — Telecaster takes the lead, fiddle answers, loose live-band energy] [Bridge] Go on, tell another story Make yourself the hero too Tell everybody how you're right And I'm the one who ruined you Say whatever makes you happy Lord knows that's what you do Just don't use my name again I'm finished with you [Music drops] [Spoken] And before you go... I got just one more question. [Beat] [Final Chorus — full band, crowd joining title line] What the hell is wrong with you? Maybe someday you'll find out But it won't be standin' here with me While you're runnin' off your mouth I've had enough of your excuses Enough of all your games Take one last good look around 'Cause you won't be back again [Call and response] What the hell is wrong with you? [Crowd] WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? [Singer laughs] That's what I said! [Outro — band ripping underneath] So, to finish the story as i clean up the blood he's no longer with us I’m having fun now What the hell is wrong with you? I wouldn’t do that! What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you? [Spoken over final guitar hit] Now get the hell outta here.
