[Spoken Intro] This song is based on true stories. Embarrassing ones. [Verse 1] At the top of a lonely hill So quiet, everything is still We think here's a spot to be alone Then the officer stops us while we bone UGH! [Bridge] Why you gotta interrupt our time? We were starting to do just fine! Enjoying each other as lovers do, But you gotta walk up before we're through! [Verse 2] Pulling off the road, an overpass Nothing there, but a fence and some grass Splayed across the seats, feet on glass Then farmer John on his tractor sits and laughs Jeez! [Pre-Chorus] Just two people so in love Its hard to keep our hands off If you've been there then you know The magnetism at which they scoff [Chorus] Caught red-handed yet again Hiding together, time to spend Trying to sneak away to be alone Cause neither wants to be at home Lovers just trying for some time Why do they treat it like a crime Some catch us, shake their head and laugh (hahaha) Some shake a finger, "should know better than that!" [Verse 3] Walked a mile to a crystal lake After a nice long hike we'd take Embracing by the edge on the rocks Then others walk up like it was a couple blocks. UGH! [Pre-Chorus] Just two people so in love Its hard to keep our hands off If you've been there then you know The magnetism at which they scoff [Chorus] Caught red-handed yet again Hiding together, time to spend Trying to sneak away to be alone Cause neither wants to be at home Lovers just trying for some time Why do they treat it like a crime Some catch us, shake their head and laugh (hahaha) Some shake a finger, "should know better than that!" [Verse 4] She'd had to go for several weeks Our need to be together had peaked We found a hilltop well out of view And a helicopter flew overhead too Jeez! [Verse 5] Still, we carried our spark So we hid in the tall grass at the park But also hidden by the grass so high Was the Amtrak that came rushing by! UGH! UGH! We're just trying to get some time here, you know? Jeez!
