Biological Alarm Clock DreadNek ReDux (Final Cut)

[Start] [Intro – Soft Dreamy Pad → Sudden Bass Rumble] …dream sequence… floating… peaceful… …all is calm… all is— BRRRAAAP —OH GOD. [Verse 1] Deep in REM, I was out of the game Dreamin’ ‘bout nothin’, just vibes, no name Then my body said “nah, we done with that” Triggered a seismic gastrointestinal spat Audible clap like a thunderous cue Echoed off blankets like surround sound do I woke up stunned like “who fired that shot?” Then realized… yeah… it was me. A lot. Air turned hostile, visibility low Olfactory system took a critical blow It lingered… it grew… it had presence, weight Like a boss fight cloud I could literally taste [Pre-Chorus] No snooze button, no gentle tone Just chemical warfare from my own zone Circadian rhythm got hijacked fast By the catastrophic might of my own— [Chorus] Biological alarm clock, loud and wrong Woke me up with a stank so strong Didn’t need sunlight, didn’t need sound Just one rogue blast shook the whole room down Biological alarm clock, can’t ignore When your own body kicks in the door Rise and shine, no time to stall When you crop-dust yourself in a blanket wall [Verse 2] Sat up quick like “this cannot stay” Evacuate zone, clear the airspace, pray Girlfriend sleepin’, blissfully unaware Meanwhile I’m fightin’ for breathable air Do I warn her? Do I just flee? Is this a crime scene tied to me? Sheets still warm, but the vibe is cursed This is how legends wake up the worst Stumbled out with a half-dead stare Took one last breath, big mistake there Regret set in on a molecular level Like my gut just signed with a villainous devil [Break – Comedic Panic] NNGH— WHY CAN I TASTE COLORS RIGHT NOW?! This ain’t gas, this a whole biography— Top notes, mid notes, tragedy [Pre-Chorus] No caffeine hit me quite this fast Like a wake-up call from my own… past Metabolism chose violence today And I had nothin’ useful to say [Chorus] Biological alarm clock, loud and wrong Woke me up with a stank so strong Didn’t need sunlight, didn’t need sound Just one rogue blast shook the whole room down Biological alarm clock, no delay Forced me up like “start your day” Productivity through nasal assault Motivation by methane fault [Bridge – Reflective / Absurd Wisdom] Maybe life don’t need a plan so tight Sometimes chaos kicks you into the light You wait for purpose, you wait for a sign Mine came loud from the other end of the line Not proud… but I can’t deny That moment said “get up or die” So I rose, reborn, slightly ashamed But weirdly focused, oddly trained [Final Chorus – Triumphant Stupidity] Biological alarm clock, here I stand Awakened by forces I didn’t plan No app, no watch, no gentle chime Just raw, internal, ungodly timing Biological alarm clock, cruel but fair Dragged me out by the nasal hair If this is how my day must start Then so be it… respect the fart [Outro – Quiet / Door Closing] …fresh air… …new day… She still asleep… She don’t know… …I should probably go check on her.... [End]