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Three Dog on Air (1-2) #SttZ Fallout Shelter

V5

[intro : pre-verse] [RADIO STATIC FX: slightly overtuned] Good morning, Wasteland. Another irradiated day, same ruins, new rumors. This is Three Dog. Broadcasting from vault ... [RADIO STATIC FX: crackle] …doesn’t matter. News first. Music later. Stay tuned. [verse1: radio-moderator, sensation-telling] WONDERWATER A rumor’s spreading between scrap and dust: Water that heals. Tastes like nothing. In a positive sense. Our people follow canisters through the old Nuka-Cola factory, finding preachers, traders, believers. Everyone swears it has powers. Is it all gone now? [short interlude] [MUSIC STING FX] BASEBALL JERSEY Another rumor flutters like fabric in the wind: a jersey. Worn by a legend from the time stadiums still stood. A former baseball coach sends our people off, to locker rooms where crumpled posters lie. Are these proofs real? [short interlude] [MUSIC STING FX] [HOOK 1] That was the Wasteland news today Straight from the dust, fresh from the airwaves. Stay tuned. Stay alive. Now: nonstop music. If you’re looking for a home: Our Vault has space. three hund...- [RADIO STATIC FX: crackle] You heard nothing. [Instrumental interlude: catchy old Jingle fragment] [pre-verse2] Welcome back, Wasteland. Radiation slightly elevated, information level too. Three Dog on the mic. [verse2: radio-moderator, sensation-telling] News at WONDERWATER: The trail goes further. A bunker calling itself Vaultopolis sells the water like a religion. Beauty here, ugliness there, all simultaneously true. Elsewhere we hear of the man who never drinks himself. He knows we’re coming and is already waiting for us. [short interlude] [MUSIC STING FX] New entry: POST-APOCALYPTIC RIDERS Suddenly there are four names, whispered only in the Wasteland: [whisper]...Death... Plague... Hunger... War... Our scouts report followers. Cults. Banners. One still sleeps. One may no longer be human. Is his radiation dangerous? And one pulls the strings. But who among them is War? [short interlude] [MUSIC STING FX] More on the baseball coach if we catch him. [hook2] That was today’s Wasteland news More tomorrow, if anything’s left. Stay tuned. Stay clean. Now: nonstop music. Today a slight female surplus: Yesterday was different. You know Vault [RADIO STATIC FX: crackle] -...hundred...- [RADIO STATIC FX: crackle] …ready to take you in. [Instrumental interlude: catchy old Jingle fragment]