[Verse 1] The sign said anything Was possible If I just believed Oh what a joke! I’m so dumb Why did I do this? Why… Why… WHY?! [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m falling down Toward the ground At super-sonic speed Maybe I should’ve read That motivational quote Less literally [Verse 2] Falling from The top floor of a skyscraper In the window glass You see my face A face of fear A face of terror As I drop One thousand feet Toward my fate [Chorus] I try to believe harder — Still falling! I believed I could fly I believed I could touch the sky Guess I did For a few sweet seconds Now I’m headed earthbound With aggressive intentions This is gonna hurt… Tremendously! Tremendously! [Verse 3] I know now what the sign meant: If you wanna fly — Go learn to pilot A plane A helicopter Maybe jump a motorcycle Or just take a train Metaphors exist For a reason, friend But that realization Came near the end [Breakdown] So I’ve learned my lesson A little too late As gravity hugs me In a terminal date My body prepares To splat and explode As it lovingly kisses The pavement below HARD. Hard. [Final Chorus] Now I believe I will die I did briefly touch the sky I waved my arms wildly Dropped like a bomb But I never flew — Just stalled for fifteen Seconds To my doom Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! SPLAT!!!
