[Intro] I remember... Ooooh, he remembers... That three dollars... Three dollars and sixty-two cents... For the oat milk latte you "forgot" to pay me back for in 2017. Pathetic. [Verse 1] Check the timestamps, check the logs I’m the architect of every minor monologue You muted my story? I noticed in an hour Now I’m watering your plastic plants just to watch ‘em sour. I’m not "mad," I’m just meticulous The way I hold a grudge is quite... miraculous. [Pre-Chorus] I could let it go... But the interest is accruing. I could be the bigger man... But the view from down here is doing. JUST. FINE. [Chorus] I’M KEEPING THE RECEIPT! Signed, sealed, delivered! I’M FOLDING THE PAGE! In a book you’ll never read! It’s the small things, the tiny stings, the micro-slights I’ll stay awake for seven nights Just to make sure your left turn signal... ...doesn't blink in sync. [Verse 2] Oh, you think we’re cool? That’s cute, that’s sweet But I saw you liked his photo—the one from ‘15. So I took your charger, the one that actually works And replaced it with the one that only charges at an angle. Yeah, you gotta wiggle it... you gotta hold it just right... That’s the soul of my spite! [Bridge] Hello... (Hello...) Is it me you’re looking for? Because I blocked your number But I didn't block your mom. I’m sending her memes... Memes you don't understand! Memes from a different era! THE LONG GAME. [Final Chorus] I’M KEEPING THE RECEIPT! It’s getting yellow at the edges! I’M FOLDING THE PAGE! I’m the king of the petty hedges! You didn't say "Bless you" when I sneezed in the car Now I’ve moved your driver's seat... JUST AN INCH TOO FAR! [Outro] It’s the little things. The tiny things. The microscopic things. The atoms of my hate. I’m not petty... I’m just... consistent.
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