We're watched our last pirated movie together Chickie. Find someone else to vacuum the anomaly in your pants, paint your salt factory, and walk your neighbor’s blind anteater. I've erased your guide horse database and canceled all your medicated foot baths. Maybe now is a good time, to package your bootleg eucalyptus oil in an artful tin and flush it down the religious pastry continuum. Dinner rolls, trespassing signs, and coarse sandpaper piled high, high, high! High alongside homemade polka instruments, horse enema equipment, and bronze sippy cups of alien breastmilk. Rip my still-beating heart from my ribcage, sprinkle it with ricin, anthrax, sarin and polonium, then throw it to the bald pez-headed hyenas. Don’t forget to collate the toaster oven user manuals either… or line up your nose hair on the bathroom sink. Remember, don’t forget. The internet is a deep, dark place. Full of trolls and dilated pores of Winer videos. It’s scattered with wrecked pickup trucks with different-colored doors. Dinner rolls, trespassing signs, and coarse sandpaper piled high, high, high! High alongside homemade polka instruments, horse enema equipment, and bronze sippy cups of alien breastmilk. Rip my still-beating heart from my ribcage, sprinkle it with ricin, anthrax, sarin and polonium, then throw it to the bald pez-headed hyenas. The next time it snows in Kansas City, let the livestock guardian dogs out. Let them out. Out. Let them out. The next time it snows in Kansas City, let the livestock guardian dogs out. Let them out. Out. Let them out.
