[verse 1] My toaster's crying in the rain, Socks are melting on the train, Banana disco in my brain, I think I just licked a plane. [chorus] Ooooh, flibber-flabber, wobble-doo, Quantum frogs inside my shoe, I ate the moon, now I must spew, Existence is a kangaroo! [verse 2] Grandma's breakdancing on a tree, While yelling, "Taxes must be free!" The WiFi’s made of melted cheese, Help, my dog just sneezed on me. [bridge] AAAAAAAHHHHHH BLEH BLEH SKREEEEEEEEE!!! GRIBBLE GRABBLE WOOOOOOOOOORG!!! HONK HONK BZZZZT KRAKAKAKAKAKAAAA!!! TAKE THAT! [chorus] I want a boyfriend made of bees, With laser eyes and melted knees, We'll ride a scooter through the trees, And overthrow the deep blue seas! [Verse 3] I watched you fade into the night, A hollow shell, no strength to fight, The echoes whisper, cold and true, And now I walk this road to you... [outro] Love is like a UFO, Beep boop beep—where did it go? I stubbed my toe on destiny, Now everything is dead to me. And there is gos... thar she blows right out yer.... who knows...