Plushie Purgatory

OH GODS ABOVE AND BELOW!! WHO TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE?! EVERYTHING IS SOFT, AND MY VOICE IS WEIRD!! HELP!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Verse 1 Oh no, oh no, what have you done?! I’m soft and adorable—this isn’t fun! My limbs are all squishy, my chaos is stuffed, I tried to scream havoc, but I just went puff! I used to twist kingdoms and dance through the void, Now I’m stuck on a shelf, just a child’s little toy. My madness once boundless, my terror so grand, Now I’m trapped in a box with a price and a brand! Chorus I’m a plushie! A plushie! Oh, this is obscene! Fluff in my head where nightmares have been! I’m cute and I’m cuddly—this isn’t my style, I want to destroy, but I just make you smile! Verse 2 I was feared! I was mighty! A legend untamed! Now I'm part of a merch line—they gave me a name?! "Jesty the Jester," oh what a cruel fate, And worst of it all... I think I’m... soft... and... GREAT?! NO! My wicked intentions! My sinister plots! Reduced to a plush that the toddlers all bought! I should be bringing dread, spreading dark fright, Instead, I get tucked into bed every night! Chorus I’m a plushie! A plushie! This isn't my fate! Where’s all the horror? The chaos? The hate? They squeeze me, they hug me, they whisper so sweet, But deep down inside... I admit... it's quite neat?! Bridge I should be laughing, bending time with delight, But instead, I'm in tea parties, it's giving me fright! I was cosmic destruction, now I’m just... squish, And worst of it all... I grant every wish?! Chorus I’m a plushie! A plushie! How did this transpire?! My legend now sold as a gift to admire! I should be eternal, dark, and insane, But I’m just getting tossed in the toy chest again! Outro So this is my prison, my cuddly abyss, A nightmare of softness... betrayal... and bliss. But heed my words, for doom's still my dream... One day I'll break free—AND BURST EVERY SEAM! ----------------------------------------------------------- © 2025 The JesterMC