Bean vs Leaf (NDC)

[Host] YO— Bean side versus leaf side No filters, no mercy LET’S GO [Round 1 – Coffee Lover] I wake up and dominate, caffeinate, elevate brains You steep in the background waitin’ politely for flames I’m espresso—compressed power, pressure in frames You hot water with opinions, diluted and tame I’m first in the office, keys clackin’ like drums You still readin’ fortune cookies askin’ leaves who you was I’m productivity in liquid, you a nap in a cup One sip of me, you alert—one sip of you, you give up You brag about “calm,” that’s code for slow I turn zombies to CEOs Triple-shot, heart race, still hittin’ goals You sip patience—I finish tasks, then reload Crowd say coffee got addicts—yeah, we obsessed ‘Cause winners don’t rest, we just brew success [Round 1 – Tea Lover] Relax, caffeine cowboy, you vibrate when you speak I sip clarity, you shake like your charger broke mid-week You flex “grind culture,” burnt beans, burnt soul I steep discipline, balance, full mental control You crash at noon, eyes red, palms sweaty I’m smooth all day, no panic, no spaghetti You need sugar, foam, milk just to cope I come pure from the leaf, no gimmicks, no hope?—nah, hope You talk fast but you don’t listen I talk less, intuition hittin’ You rent energy, I own my calm You borrow tomorrow from today—that’s the bomb Your heart beatin’ like it’s late for a flight Mine synced with the moon, yeah, I’m good all night [Round 2 – Coffee Lover] You say “balance” but dodge ambition I’m first place wired, tunnel vision While you “reflect,” I collect commissions Built empires off bad decisions You smell like grass and essential oils I smell like money and sleepless loyalty You brag about monks—cool, stay still I move markets off a refill I don’t sip slow, I attack the day You romanticize steam, then drift away You herbal remedy, I’m chemical warfare One shot of me put hair on your self-care You tea folks whisper, coffee ROARS This a battlefield, not a yoga floor [Round 2 – Tea Lover] You loud ‘cause silence scare you, facts You confuse anxiety with drive, relax I outlast storms you can’t survive While you burn out fast, I stay alive You worship speed like it’s sacred law I read long games, generational draw You chase dopamine, I train the mind Different lanes—but I still cross the line You roast beans, I cultivate time Roots deep, focus prime When the hype fades, guess who remains? The calm cup king—still sane You call me weak ‘cause I don’t shake I call you fragile ‘cause you can’t wait [Host / Crowd] OOOOHHHHHH MUGS DOWN KETTLE OFF [Outro] Coffee bring energy Tea bring peace Bean or leaf Different beliefs Bean or leaf Different beliefs