[Intro] ch-ch-ch, ch-ch-ch, ch-ch-ch, Prepare yourself Friday Da 13th is upon us [Verse] Silence in da camp Dead quiet Over da lake tonight Not a creature was stirring Except Jason was out lurking n lookin Straight stalkin Lookin for sum victims Sharpening his machete Razor sharp n blood thirsty Blade be gleaming In da murderous moonlight Lookin like a straight up fright Get ready to meet da devil of camp crystal lake tonight Targetin sum soon to be cadavers Who be up after hours Doin mischief n poppers Dey don’t know what be waitin Da Hockey mask reapers come calling Der Moment of bliss n ignorance Gonna be switched Wit hellish fury Demon slasher gonna do sum Slice n dice, Gonna be a stab fest tonight Limbs n red claret flyin n spillin Ain’t no area left clean Everyting Stained wit da vibes of da vorhees massacre nah mean Screams n squeals fill da scene murder swag on display Dis butcher don’t know any other way Ain’t no mercy J. V don’t know wat dat is Run run from Vorhees Bitch he’s comin Full speed Mutha fuckin machete griped n swingin Hittin heads n makin em go flyin Like a Barry bonds home run hit It’s nothin short of a spectacle bitch Violence blazin like a reefa at a Rasta party Der ain’t No stoppin, Just corpses piling up quicker than a pandemic son Ya dun heard me Bodies hittin da floor Sounds like sumting from drowning pool (good lord) Heavy metal machete creating pools of blood Hella plenty stains This devils blood thirsty Straight insane in da membrane How Jason could just kill a man Think it was cypress hill But dis shit is straight up camp crystal Hockey mask rampage Violence n carnage Nothin but murder n malice Don’t look surprised Yooooooooo Dats just da Jason Vorhees life Just another Friday Da 13th ch-ch-ch, ch-ch-ch, ch-ch-ch Just another Friday Da 13th
