[Verse 1] Hey partner, grab that pipe, let’s slide it deep in the hole Long and solid, going all the way down, filling it full You know the rhythm, slow and steady, holding it tight Pumping fluid through it, keeping the pressure just right Stay with me the whole way, don’t ease up too soon We stay buried inside until the whole job is through Hit the bottom together, give it one last deep push Then we draw it all the way out so nothing gets stuck [Pre-Chorus] They hear the way we talk and they start to assume But you and I both know this ends when we leave the room [Chorus] The oilfield is not gay We just run the pipe in all day You and me sliding it deep then pulling it free Working that hole till the job is complete The oilfield is not gay We just make the long pipe go both ways Gripping it firm while we fill the deep hole Still going home to our wives, that’s the goal [Verse 2] Come closer, lube the connection till it’s slick and wet Grease the whole length so it slides in with no regret You want it wetter? I’ll pump a little more Blast it with gas till it’s kicking across the floor Boss says don’t leave it halfway, finish what we start So we stay in there working, playing our part Returns coming clean, everything looking clear Then we pull out and grin like we didn’t just queer the gear [Chorus] The oilfield is not gay We just bury the pipe all day You and me driving it down then drawing it back Pumping it full till there’s nothing left slack The oilfield is not gay We just make the long pipe go both ways Holding it tight while we work the deep hole Still going home to our wives, that’s the goal [Bridge] I can joke that I’m deep in the hole all night I can say we’re all the way in while the pipe’s running tight But when the shift ends and the truck is packed You and I both know we’re still straight as the pipe we just worked (Not gay) (Not even a little) (Just oilfield) [Final Chorus] The oilfield is not gay We just run the pipe in all day You and me sliding it deep then pulling it free Working that hole till the job is complete The oilfield is not gay We just make the long pipe go both ways Gripping it firm while we fill the deep hole Still going home to our wives, that’s the goal The oilfield is not gay (You and me both) The oilfield is not gay
