Y'all ever wake up Already found guilty For a crime you Ain't commit Yeah Me too let me tell you Bout this mornin Sun creepin' through the blinds Motor home's still rockin' Coffee ain't even made And already I'm in trouble I ain't talkin' Roll over kiss her mornin' Get the arctic freeze instead Julie starin' at the ceilin' Like she's plannin' out my death Fire in them red curls Jaw tight like a trap Ain't said one single word But the silence hits like a slap I'm layin' there like ma'am Did I do somethin' wrong She just grunts and grabs The blanket rolls away Hums a mad song Thirty three years of marriage I know all the signs This ain't the leave me alone This the you crossed the line Dog's even lookin' at me like bro What'd you do I got no clue no idea No evidence no clue Woke up in the doghouse Ain't even done a thing Convicted in her dreamland Now watch me sufferin’ You did me wrong last night Girl I was sound asleep Now I'm pleadin' guilty Just to get some shut eye And some peace Dream court got no evidence No witness no appeal But baby if it calms you down I'll cop to how you feel Innocent by daylight Guilty after dark That's married life Ridin' this crazy dream court arc Alright time to think Run the whole night back Did I snore too loud Did I eat the last snack Checked my phone Checked my texts Checked the trash for a clue Even checked if I left The toilet seat up That could do Made her coffee extra sweet Brought it like a peace offerin' She sipped it still cold Like a judge that's not softenin' I'm sweatin' now, thirty years Readin' criminals' eyes But I can't crack this case And Lord knows I tried Asked the kids asked the dog Even asked the man upstairs What'd I do to Julie send me a sign I need help Ran through every fight Every mess I ever made She just watches me squirm Like she's got it all displayed Woke up in the doghouse Ain't even done a thing Convicted in her dreamland Now watch me sufferin’ You did me wrong last night Girl I was sound asleep Now I'm pleadin' guilty Just to get some shut eye And some peace Dream court got no evidence No witness no appeal But baby if it calms you down I'll cop to how you feel Innocent by daylight Guilty after dark That's married life Ridin' this crazy dream court arc Finally she looks at me Arms crossed ready to speak You don't even remember Boy you had one job this week I said baby I'm sorry Whatever I did my bad She said you flirted With the grocery store lady That's why I'm mad I said what lady I wasn’t at the store last night She said not for real dummy It was in my dream last night I said I got arrested in my sleep For a crime I ain't do Trial by dream court no jury No lawyer straight railroaded too She said well it felt real And I bit my tongue right there 'Cause thirty years of lawman sense Told me don't you dare Just said I'm sorry darlin' That dream me is a fool Real me only got eyes for you And just like that she cooled Ain't no court like A dream court baby Thirty years of chasin' bad guys Never met one like this A jury of one redhead And I can't fight or resist But if lovin' you means takin' The rap for my sleepin' self Cuff me up dream me's guilty I'll confess for both our health Woke up in the doghouse Ain't even done a thing nah not a thing Convicted in her dreamland Now watch me sufferin’ aw man You did me wrong last night Girl I was sound asleep I was sleep Now I'm pleadin' guilty Just to get some shut eye And some peace Dream court got no evidence No witness no appeal no appeal But baby if it calms you down I'll cop to how you feel Innocent by daylight Guilty after dark every time That's married life Ridin' this crazy dream court arc So yeah...I'm guilty Guilty of lovin' a woman With a wild imagination And a temper to match Dream court's undefeated Man...undefeated
