[Intro – filthy distorted bass, violent punk riff, pounding drums] [Verse 1 – fast irritated female punk vocal] You asked me for a favour. Fine. Tell me what you need. You show me once, then stand behind me watching every fucking thing. “Not like that.” Okay. “Move it left.” Fine. “Use the other one instead.” I haven't even fucking started and you're shaking your head. “Do this first.” “You missed a step.” “No, I wouldn't hold it there.” Then why the fuck did you ask me if you've already got this prepared? [Pre-Chorus – aggression building] You want my help? Then let me help. Or take the fucking thing away. But if you correct me one more time— [Harsh shout] I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR FUCKING DAY! [Chorus – explosive shouted hardcore punk vocal] THEN DO IT YOURSELF! GO ON! YOU CLEARLY FUCKING KNOW! YOU'VE GOT A COMMENT FOR EACH MOVEMENT! YOU'VE GOT A BETTER WAY TO GO! THEN DO IT YOURSELF! TAKE IT! IT'S ALL FUCKING YOURS! IF YOU'RE GONNA STAND THERE DOING MY JOB— [Growled shout] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED ME FOR?! [Fast jagged riff] [Verse 2 – rapid aggressive shout-rap] TOO FAST! TOO SLOW! TOO HIGH! TOO LOW! NOT THAT WAY! NO! WHERE'D THAT GO?! USE THIS HAND! MOVE THAT THERE! WHY'D YOU PUT THE FUCKING THING THERE?! YOU SAID LEFT! NOW YOU WANT RIGHT! YOU SAID LOOSE! NOW MAKE IT TIGHT! EVERY FUCKING CHOICE I MAKE GETS A FUCKING COMMENTARY TRACK! I change it. You change your mind. I change it fucking back. You sigh like I'm incompetent. Oh, that's fucking rich. You're supervising six square inches like you're landing a fucking ship! [Chorus – heavier] THEN DO IT YOURSELF! FUCK OFF! I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT! YOU WANT IT DONE EXACTLY YOUR WAY? THEN YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THE FUCKING BIT! THEN DO IT YOURSELF! HERE! I'M GIVING IT TO YOU! SHOW ME HOW YOUR FUCKING GENIUS DOES WHAT I COULDN'T FUCKING DO! [Instrumental Break – frantic abrasive guitar, filthy bass, pounding drums] [Bridge – tense half-time rhythm] You wanted help. I gave you help. You wanted control. Different fucking thing. You don't need another pair of hands. You need an audience. [Low growl] I'm not fucking clapping. [Drums accelerate] [Extended Fast Shout-Rap] YOU WANT IT FASTER! YOU WANT IT CLEANER! YOU WANT IT DONE EXACTLY YOUR WAY! YOU'VE GOT AN ANSWER FOR EVERY DECISION! SO WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING IT ANYWAY?! YOU WATCH THE ANGLE! WATCH THE TIMING! WATCH MY HANDS! WATCH EVERY MOVE! FUCKING HELL, IF YOU'RE THIS QUALIFIED THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME TO PROVE! TAKE THE TOOL! TAKE THE JOB! TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING! DO IT PERFECT! DO IT BETTER! SHOW ME WHAT YOUR WISDOM BRINGS! YOU DON'T WANT HELP! YOU WANT A PUPPET! YOU WANT MY HANDS BUT NOT MY HEAD! [Harsh scream] SO HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PROJECT BACK— YOU DO THE FUCKING THING INSTEAD! [Breakdown – crushing half-time hardcore riff] You know better? Fine. [Heavy hit] Then. Do. It. [Growled shout] YOURSELF. [Full band explodes] [Final Chorus – massive screamed punk vocal] THEN DO IT YOURSELF! GO ON! THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING GREAT! YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO TAKE OVER! I WOULDN'T WANNA MAKE YOU WAIT! THEN DO IT YOURSELF! NO, REALLY! SHOW ME HOW IT'S FUCKING DONE! I'LL BE RIGHT HERE NOT FUCKING HELPING— [Harsh shout] LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN! THEN DO IT YOURSELF! YOU WANTED EVERY FUCKING SAY! NOW YOU'VE GOT EVERY FUCKING PART— SO GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR WAY! [Final violent riff] [Outro – raspy melodic vocal] Need a hand? ... Didn't think so.
