[Intro — spoken] Yes, I found the lids. No, I don’t know which container they belong to. Please survive this. [Verse 1] Your blue hoodie’s in a carrier bag With the charger you accused me of taking Three socks One trainer Still no explanation For where the other one went Your coffee mug says “World’s Okayest Man” Feels a little prophetic now And you’ve texted me four separate times About a rectangular plastic box [Pre-Chorus] You can collect it Sunday Between two and four I’ll leave it downstairs We don’t need An emotional encore [Chorus] You can have the Tupperware Take the lids as well Take that pan you swear was yours Though neither one of us can tell You can have the Tupperware I’m not fighting over things Take your toothbrush Take your hoodie Take the drawer of random leads Keep the mug Keep the blanket Keep whatever helps you cope You can have the Tupperware I’m keeping My peace [Post-Chorus — stacked vocals] Take it Take it Take it all Mm-mm Except my good scissors Absolutely not [Verse 2] You asked if I still had your air fryer It was literally a birthday gift to me Then typed “Never mind” Good correction You want the little plant from the bathroom The one you forgot to water for a year Suddenly sentimental About domestic objects Interesting career change [Pre-Chorus] I don’t hate you That would take energy I just want my hallway To stop looking Like lost property [Chorus] You can have the Tupperware Take the lids as well Take that pan you swear was yours Though neither one of us can tell You can have the Tupperware I’m not fighting over things Take your toothbrush Take your hoodie Take the drawer of random leads Keep the mug Keep the blanket Keep whatever helps you cope You can have the Tupperware I’m keeping My peace [Bridge — beat strips down] You said “You seem weirdly fine” I said “I am” You said “That’s cold” No Cold was checking my phone Wondering which version of you Would answer This? This is storage management [Break — layered whispers avoided; use clipped vocals] Box Lid Bag Keys Done Box Lid Bag Keys Done [Final Chorus] You can have the Tupperware Take every matching lid Take the little compromises I forgot I ever made You can have the Tupperware And your half of everything I don’t need a final argument To prove what leaving means Take the mug Take the blanket Take the plant if you insist [Lead run] Ta-a-a-ake it Ta-a-a-ake it— [Layered responses] Not the scissors Not the scissors [Lead] I have limits You can have the Tupperware I’m keeping My life [Outro] Sunday. Two to four. Please label the lids yourself.
