Chorus She’s got a problem, and buddy, it ain’t me, She’s stormin’ through the bar like a Category Three. Talkin’ ’bout closure, talkin’ ’bout me Girl, you showed up uninvited — that’s your first mistake. Verse 2 She’s pointin’ right at me, sayin’ Girl“We need to talk,” Every body’s lookin’ at me like “Is she feral or just talk I just sip my drink, let the circus roll on through, ’Cause if she’s got a problem, it’s a problem with the truth She’s got a problem, and buddy, it ain’t me, She’s stormin’ through the room like a Category Three. Talkin’ ’bout closure, talkin’ ’bout me, Girl, you showed up uninvited — that’s your first mistake. Chorus She’s got a problem, and buddy, it ain’t me, She’s throwin’ accusations like she’s on TV. Sayin’ I owe her somethin’ — that’s not me But that ship sank fast in her own misery. . Final Chorus She’s got a problem, and buddy, it ain’t me, She’s spinnin’ like a knuckle ball stuck on misery. I’m standin’ right on my own , right where I wanna be — If she’s lookin’ for trouble, she’ll find it in her own history. She’s got a problem, and buddy, it ain’t me — And she keeps on yellin’, like a Category Three.
