(Intro) Yeah, yeah, uh… Here we go again, man, what the fuck now? Phone blowin’ up, better turn that shit down. Love is a game, and I’m losin’ my patience— Fuck this relationship, I’m quittin’ the station! (Verse 1) Girlfriend’s always on shit, always startin’ a scene, Actin’ like the whole damn world revolves around me. I don’t wanna go back, no, bitch, not today, I’d rather fight a bear than hear what you gotta say. She so tight, Slim Shady, got that crazy-ass stare, Throwin’ accusations like I got another girl somewhere. Every little argument turns into World War Three, I just wanna eat my damn food and watch TV. My phone’s on fire, twenty texts in a row, “Where you at? Who you with?” Girl, I told you, I don’t know! I’m walkin’ out the door with my shoes untied, Middle finger to the drama, let the good times ride! (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, here she goes again, Same damn fight, same fake pretend. I said I’m done, now she’s bangin’ on the door, I ain’t your boyfriend anymore! (Chorus) Girlfriend’s always on shit, I don’t wanna go back, No, bitch, I’m gone, got my life on track! She so tight like Slim Shady, crazy with the attitude, Talkin’ all that shit like I owe her gratitude. Big mouth, bad mood, drama on repeat, I’m runnin’ from the chaos with the bass in the street! You can keep your arguments, keep your crazy-ass charm, I’m talkin’ all this shit with my ego ten feet tall! (Verse 2) She said, “You ain’t shit!” I said, “Baby, that’s fair, But at least I ain’t the reason for the holes in the air!” Every time I try to leave, she starts another debate, Girl, you need a courtroom, not a boyfriend on a date. I got jokes for days, got a mouth like a cannon, Walkin’ out the relationship like I’m permanently vanishin’. Talkin’ big, actin’ tough, got my confidence armed, Braggin’ ’bout my manhood like my ego’s got a farm. Yeah, I’m cocky as hell, got a ridiculous grin, Say my confidence is bigger than the trouble I’m in. She can call me every name, she can curse my whole crew, But I’m done with the drama, got some better shit to do! (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, here she goes again, Same damn fight, same fake pretend. I said I’m done, now she’s bangin’ on the door, I ain’t your boyfriend anymore! (Chorus) Girlfriend’s always on shit, I don’t wanna go back, No, bitch, I’m gone, got my life on track! She so tight like Slim Shady, crazy with the attitude, Talkin’ all that shit like I owe her gratitude. Big mouth, bad mood, drama on repeat, I’m runnin’ from the chaos with the bass in the street! You can keep your arguments, keep your crazy-ass charm, I’m talkin’ all this shit with my ego ten feet tall! (Bridge) Maybe I’m the problem, maybe I’m insane, Maybe we’re two idiots addicted to the pain. She’s yellin’ in the driveway, I’m laughin’ in the car, We should’ve been a warning sign, not lovers from the start! One last text, one last call, One last “Fuck you!” down the hallway wall. No more fights, no more lies, I’m free tonight—somebody turn up the lights! (Outro) Girlfriend’s always on shit… Nah, I ain’t goin’ back. Slim Shady in my head, Got the bassline hittin’ black. No bitch, I’m gone! Yeah, I said what I said. You can keep the crazy drama— I’m just sleepin’ in my own damn bed! (Beat cuts out.) …And turn my fuckin’ phone off.
