Verse 1 I heard a clatter from the laundry room door Rushed in to see my sister stuck once more Arms and legs tangled in a spin-cycle fight Looked like a sitcom, but it wasn’t quite right Pre-Chorus I said, "Hold on, sis, I’ll get you out fast!" But every move I made just seemed to clash Pulling and tugging, she yelled, "Stop, you fool!" Turns out my rescue plan wasn’t so cool Chorus Stuck in the spin, going round and around Shouting my name, but she don’t want me now "Where's step-bro?" she cried with a groan Guess I’m not the hero she wanted to know I tried my best, I did all I could But she said, "Move aside, you’re no good" Stuck in the spin, she just won't let it be She'd rather be saved by our step-sibling, not me Verse 2 Soap suds flying, I’m drenched head to toe Felt like a clown in a bad TV show I grabbed at her arm, she shouted, "Don’t touch!" I’m starting to think I’ve done way too much Pre-Chorus I said, "Hold on, sis, I’ll get you out fast!" But every move I made just seemed to clash Pulling and tugging, she yelled, "Stop, you fool!" Turns out my rescue plan wasn’t so cool Chorus Stuck in the spin, going round and around Shouting my name, but she don’t want me now "Where's step-bro?" she cried with a groan Guess I’m not the hero she wanted to know I tried my best, I did all I could But she said, "Move aside, you’re no good" Stuck in the spin, she just won't let it be She'd rather be saved by our step-sibling, not me Bridge Now I’m the one feeling stuck in this scene Laundry room chaos, and nothing feels clean I tried to be helpful, I swear that I did But being the hero just wasn’t my gig Chorus (Repeat) Stuck in the spin, going round and around Shouting my name, but she don’t want me now "Where's step-bro?" she cried with a groan Guess I’m not the hero she wanted to know I tried my best, I did all I could But she said, "Move aside, you’re no good" Stuck in the spin, she just won't let it be She'd rather be saved by our step-sibling, not me Outro I’m walking away, I’m done with this chore No more laundry rescues, not anymore If she calls out again, I’ll let step-brother go I’m done being the hero in this wild soap show