Breaking the Mainstream

[Verse 1] Typed so strong it could lift a truck Pattern matching Oh what luck No nulls here We’re clean and neat But where’s the team? Just my own two feet They say C#’s the cooler kid Java’s still stuck where the dinosaurs hid But I found a niche Call it obscure F# Baby I’m feeling so pure [Chorus] Breaking the mainstream Living the dream Functional flow like a coding stream Few of us here It’s a lonely scene But hey I’ve got monads and a coffee machine [Verse 2] Pipelines like water Smooth and clear Immutable vibes No side-effects here While others debug Their hair turns grey I’m mapping my functions F# all the way I tried to explain But they just yawn "Monads are magic!" then they were gone My startup laughed Said “We’ll never ship!” Now my app’s on Mars and their codebase slipped [Chorus] Breaking the mainstream Living the dream Functional flow like a coding stream Few of us here It’s a lonely scene But hey I’ve got monads and a coffee machine