[Verse] Oh Patches the calico sails on the breeze One eye on the waves and one on your cheese Her claws like daggers her tail's a whip She prowls the deck of the Crimson Ship [Chorus] Patches the pirate cat A scourge so wild She’s a thief she’s a queen she’s the ocean’s child With a yowl and a leap she’ll snatch your prize Patches the terror with the one-eyed guise [Verse 2] She drank the captain's rum left the crew in shock Knocked over his compass chewed through his sock She rules the galley with a mighty paw A pirate’s code is her only law [Prechorus] No gold or jewels just fish will do Hide your catch or she'll find you [Chorus] Patches the pirate cat A scourge so wild She’s a thief she’s a queen she’s the ocean’s child With a yowl and a leap she’ll snatch your prize Patches the terror with the one-eyed guise [Bridge] When the storm winds howl and the waves grow tall She perches fearless on the mainmast's sprawl A calico queen of the briny deep With secrets and schemes she’ll never keep
