[Verse 1] How’s that helpin’ you now, sweetheart? Phone went dead when the world fell apart Ring light broke and the Wi-Fi drowned Blue checks don’t stop mushroom clouds [Verse 2] You was big online, had a million views Now you’re wearin’ Crocs with a hole clean through Still postin’ selfies by the fallout sign Tryna look hot in the black rain shine [Chorus] How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Ain’t no influencer discount in the wasteland now How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Blue checks don’t stop mushroom clouds [Verse 3] Keyboard warrior, where you at? Now that keyboard’s your chest plate strap Talked real big from your gaming chair Now you fightin’ rats for a can of pears [Verse 4] Like for like was the money then Now it won’t buy soup or medicine Followers can’t follow through the ash And clout don’t mean a thing for gas [Chorus] How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Ain’t no influencer discount in the wasteland now How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Blue checks don’t stop mushroom clouds [Bridge] Can’t monetize a two-headed possum bite Can’t go live by candlelight Can’t do skincare in a dust storm, babe Can’t hashtag your way outta a shallow grave [Breakdown] Post that Boast that See if any dead folks toast that Swipe that Type that Hope your hashtags bite back [Final Chorus] How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Ain’t no influencer discount in the wasteland now How’s that helpin’ you now? How’s that helpin’ you now? Blue checks don’t stop mushroom clouds [Outro] Can’t monetize a possum bite Ain’t no likes in the dead of night
