[Intro - Funky bass, clipped guitar] I’m low maintenance Emotionally The bathroom is a separate department [Verse 1] Seventeen bottles on the shelf Three broken lights I kept myself A serum for my serum’s needs And something French that makes me bleed But ask me what I want from you It’s really not a lot to do Show up when you say you will And maybe don’t lie for the thrill [Pre-Chorus] You call me complicated I call it basic care Funny how the bare minimum Is suddenly unfair [Chorus] Low maintenance, high standards Baby, learn the difference I don’t need a diamond ring Just a little consistency Low maintenance, high standards No, I’m not demanding I can do my own damn nails Just don’t make me chase a feeling Oh, I’m easy to love If you’re actually loving [Verse 2] Mr Biscuit’s on the couch One good eye, no running mouth Pink button staring at the wall Still more reliable than y’all I’ve got routines and little rules And yes, my bathroom has its tools But none of them require you To learn a complicated truth [Pre-Chorus] I’m not asking for perfection Or a grand romantic scene Just don’t call me difficult For knowing what I mean [Chorus] Low maintenance, high standards Baby, learn the difference I don’t need a diamond ring Just a little consistency Low maintenance, high standards No, I’m not demanding I can do my own damn nails Just don’t make me chase a feeling Oh, I’m easy to love If you’re actually loving [Bridge - Bass and handclaps] I moisturize I organize I overthink I accessorize I need my space I need my tea I need you not To lie to me And if that’s high maintenance Then darling, what are we doing? [Final Chorus - Playful harmonies] Low maintenance, high standards Baby, learn the difference I don’t need a perfect man Just one who understands it Low maintenance, high standards Keep your grand performance I can buy my own damn flowers You can bring some common sense Oh, I’m easy to love If you’re actually loving [Outro - Bass groove] Seventeen skincare products Eighteen, actually Don’t touch that one It’s expensive
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