[Verse 1] Im at a park, dire need to diarrhea and pee... Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Running for the portapotty! [Chorus] Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! [Verse 2] Im in line, dire need to diarrhea and pee... Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Waiting for the portapotty! [Bridge] I made it, Oh, the sound, it's a masterpiece, A plastic opera, my stress released. Laugh with me, let's set it free, Poop pee, poopy, the potty decree! [Chorus] Im in there, I am going poop and pee... Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Portapotty, portapotty, portapotty, portapotty! Stinking up the portapotty! [Outro] So next time you're caught, don’t hold it inside, Sing this tune, take it all in stride. I did a poop, I did a pee, Poop pee, poopy, forever carefree!
