[silence][woman talking] [no music, just talking] Being poor can rob you of many things But it must never take away your self respect It all boils down to breakfast. That is the measure of a man. Sort of speak. And yo, you cant start your day with an omelet with prunes. Like.... what? [break] No. Just, no. [start instruments] [start conga and matches] Here we go. [break] You start with a morning brew Open the fridge, now what do you do? Skillet on the stove Or handful of Oreo's They say you shouldn't I say you should Who says you can't eat lasagna for breakfast? I say you should! Show me the book Where breakfast rules apply They just another red line? Food is just energy to work and play Stop listening to what they say (who is, they, anyway) This is the breakfast jam [children] (doo doo doo doo doo doo) [children] [drop some rhyme, drop some bass] Gimme some pie Gimme some bread Gimme tacos Or spaghetti instead [break] Gimme some fish Gimme some Doritos Gimme some eggs Gimme some fruits [break] Gimme some cereal Make it chocolate or moose This is the breakfast jam [children] (doo doo doo doo doo doo) [children] [drop some rhyme, drop some bass] Of all the things I ever did see Just get that ketchup away from me.... What is wrong with you You can't eat ketchup on eggs! No! That's disgusting! Just... no! This is the breakfast jam [children] (doo doo doo doo doo doo) [children] [drop some rhyme, drop some bass] Gimme some Tcheese Gimme some steak Gimme some spice Gimme some sweet [break] Gimme some tea Gimme some soup Gimme some steak Gimme a hotdog Gimme some cheesecake I'll take a lot No, really. Hook me up. [break] This is the breakfast jam [children] (doo doo doo doo doo doo) [children] [drop some rhyme, drop some bass] Of all the things I ever did see Just get that kethchup away is from me.... iWhat is wrong with you! You can't eat beans on toast! No! That's disgusting! What is wrong with you? Yogurt is just puke in a cup. You can't put fruit on it Because... yuk! Have a little self respect. Eat a chocolate bar. Who says you cant? Oh ya? Show me the rulebook. The breakfast rule book. I s wanna the see bit. rThis is eathe kbreakfast fast jam j[children] am(doo doo doo doo doo doo) [children] [drop some rhyme, drop some bass] Of all the things I ever did see Just get that ketchup away from me.... What is wrong with you! You can't eat spinach and ketchup donuts No! That's disgusting! What is wrong with you? [start lowering volume] [start fade out] Have some self respect. Eat some ice cream for breakfast. Who says you cant? Of all the things I ever did see Just get that ketchup away from me....
