Well the two dumbest cowboys bacon and Jimi Rode into town to make a big shitty But little did that small west town know Things were about to turn into a real shit show Bacon and Jimi went up to the bar Drank beers and badly played the guitar Then the doors swung open and what did everyone see But two tons of malice full of poopy He was big and mean and gassy and furry Bacon and Jimi drank their beers in a hurry Before they could leave the stranger stopped them Said “my names FuckFuck and you’re in my den” OOOHHHH This is the ballad of FuckFuck The fattest meanest cat around When he walks best move out of the way Cuz every step he takes breaks the ground Well Bacon and Jimi stopped where they stood FuckFuck said “I heard you boys drink and fart real good” “But I’m the best farter there ever was, so get outta my face before I smack you with my poopy claws” Then FuckFuck pushed the bartender out of the way Bacon and Jimi watched in dismay As FuckFuck drank all of the saloons whiskey and beer Released a fart so massive everyone cleared OOOHHHH This is the ballad of FuckFuck The fattest meanest cat to this daaaayy Released a fart blew the ground apart And bacon and Jimi were blown away Well FUCKFUCK looked at the chaos Smiled and farted with glee Ran out to the town making lots of brown Every thing was coated in poopy Bacon and Jimi outside the town Blown away from FUCKFUCKs fart Said “good thing we’re alive, but we better ride” “Into next town if we wanna play it smart” OOOHHHH This is the ballad of FUCKFUCK The the fattest legendary cat you’ll ever meet If you see him, better offer him some food or he’ll gobble you up to eat!
