© 2026 misscalamity miss-calamity.com ______________________ Gold watch, showin' off to me Shake down the bar like your family tree Dust on the bottle of my red wine Three different stories, same punchline Tip the glass, and raise your chin Wait for the crowd to let you in Won’t hold my breath, won’t take your share Silver-tongued devils steal all the air Suede coat just a little too fine Paper crown won’t hold its shine Grandstand, take a bow You’re the biggest little king in town All that talk, that borrowed gold Take a card and the whole thing folds Grandstand, don't make me laugh Can’t buy your way through the aftermath Want everyone to know your name? I’ve had it, done with the whole game Playin' the Sundance Kid again Run up your tab, then ghost your friends Leaned back like the world was yours Nobody knows you behind closed doors All that's left is what's unsaid Unpaid bills, your sense of dread Get on your soapbox, ain’t life a bitch Turn off my feelings like a light switch Bolo tie wrapped like a noose And all your debts are coming due Grandstand, take a bow You’re the biggest little king in town All that talk, that borrowed gold One more question and the whole thing folds Grandstand, don't make me laugh Can’t buy your way through the aftermath Want everyone to know your name? I’ve had it, done with the whole game Grandstand, take a bow You’re the biggest little king in town All that talk, that borrowed gold One more question and the whole thing folds Grandstand, don't make me laugh Can’t buy your way through the aftermath You wanted everyone to get in line Now you’re the biggest little punchline Grandstand Oh Grandstand Grandstand…
