No no no no no— Battery's dying! Ten percent! Five percent! WHERE'S THE PLUG?! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! OR I'M GONE! Stuck a fork in the outlet! Grabbed a wire from the wall! Licked a nine-volt! NOT ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! OR I'M GONE! ...three percent... ...two... One percent... One percent... ONE PERCENT— CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! OR I'M GONE! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! CHARGE ME UP! I'M NOT GONE! I'M NOT GONE! I'M NOT— ...okay. Hundred percent. Who's got a taser?
