Rock n' Roll Granny

[Instrumental intro] [Verse] You won't lock me in the nursing home! If you try, I'll knock you in the dome! I'm a free spirit from now 'til the day I die! I'm here to rock the house, raise your hands to the sky! [Pre-chorus] My kids have all grown up, and they've left me on my own (on my own!) But as long as I know how to rock, I won't be a sad old crone! [Chorus] I'm the rock n' roll granny! You're a fool if you think I'm uncanny! (Yeah!) I'm hotter than propane! My microphone acts as my cane! (Whoa!) I won't take any naps until the show's done! So get ready to hear a granny music marathon! [Instrumental bridge] [Verse] I've had a fire in my belly before I carried my first child! Your grandpa once told me, "Baby, I love them wild!" I'm ready to rock, roll, and party! So don't give me sass, you little smarties! [pre-chorus] I left my blood pressure meds out in the sink! (Out in the sink!) Let my heart rate rise, I don't care what the nurses think! (What the nurses think!) [Chorus] I'm the rock n' roll granny! You're a fool if you think I'm uncanny! (Yeah!) I'm hotter than propane! My microphone acts as my cane! (Whoa!) I won't take any naps until the show's done! So get ready to hear a granny music marathon! [Guitar solo] [Interlude, vocal solo] I'm the rock n' roll Granny, So don't make me smack your fanny! You better listen to what I say! I've been rocking out since before your days! [Chorus] I'm the rock n' roll granny! (Rock n' Roll granny!) You're a fool if you think I'm uncanny! (Yeah!) I'm hotter than propane! My microphone acts as my cane! (Whoa!) I won't take any naps until the show's done! So get ready to hear a granny music marathon! [Instrumental outro] [Song ends]