[Verse 1:] When danger's near and threats are clear, It's time to take a stand. With a Mini Nuke, just aim and shoot, And safety's in your hand! [Chorus:] Oh, the Mini Nuke, the Mini Nuke, The all-American way! Defend your home, protect the dome, It's freedom's glowing way! [Verse 2:] A single pull, and see the thrill, As the reds just fade to grey. It's tactical, it's practical, Don't forget your radaway! [Chorus:] Oh, the Mini Nuke, the Mini Nuke, The all-American way! Defend your home, protect the dome, It's a bright flash of freedom for any day! [Bridge:] From cities wide to countryside, It keeps our nation pure. With our brand, a blast so grand, take a stand, Your safety's now assured! [Final Chorus:] Oh, the Mini Nuke, the Mini Nuke, For the red, white, and blue! Just one small boom, and watch gamma rays consume, those communists through and through! [Outro:] Yes, the Mini Nuke, our trusty friend, From sea to shining sea, It's the tool we trust, To turn the commies into dust For our sweet sweet liberty! [Announcer Spoken] With Fort Strong's M42 Fat Man our high yield mini nukes are guaranteed to keep you and your family free from any communists that may attempt to steal away your children or sneak nasty pamphlets in your mailbox. Just aim, pull, and watch as the glorious all American glow surrounds the commies in the sweet hug of democracy. Remember the Mininuke is for outdoor use only. [Sing song ending] Mini nuke oh oh Mini nuke With its glow, it helps democracy grow in the all American Way!