[Intro] Oh— Yo! …Wait. That was NOT for me. Cool. Love that. ⸻ [Verse 1] I’m just walking down the street Trying not to be in my head Then I see you up ahead Looking straight at me—or so I thought You smiled Put your hand up And my brain was like— “Wait… Me?” So yeah Like a complete idiot I waved back Way too enthusiastically ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] And for like Two whole seconds I was genuinely like, “Oh, okay, we know each other” Then I realized You weren’t even Looking at me You were looking Right past me Oh my God Kill me ⸻ [Chorus] You were NOT waving at me! You were NOT waving at me! Why did I wave back Like we’re literally besties? You were NOT waving at me! Bro, somebody save me! Now my hand’s just stuck up here And I have no idea what to do So I guess I’m fixing my hair now Yep Totally what I meant to do You were NOT waving at me Not even remotely ⸻ [Verse 2] So I turn around And yep There they are Right behind me Waving back at you Of course Of freaking course And now I’m somehow standing In the middle of Your cute little reunion And my personal Public humiliation arc Do I keep walking? Do I just vanish? Can the sidewalk Open up real quick? Please? ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Maybe nobody noticed Maybe nobody cares But I already know I’m gonna remember this At like 3 A.M. For the next Ten freaking years Yep That tracks ⸻ [Chorus] You were NOT waving at me! You were NOT waving at me! Why did I wave back Like we’re literally besties? You were NOT waving at me! Bro, somebody save me! Now my hand’s just stuck up here And I have no idea what to do So now I’ll pretend I was waving at someone too Yeah Some completely imaginary person Behind you You were NOT waving at me Not even remotely ⸻ [Bridge] Okay Next time I’m waiting five seconds Checking behind me Reading the room Next time I’m gonna play it cool Like— “Oh, me? Nah I wasn’t waving I was just… Stretching.” Yeah Sure Totally believable ⸻ [Breakdown] HEY! NOT ME! HEY! STILL NOT ME! Everybody wave At literally anybody else! One, two, three, four! ⸻ [Final Chorus] You were NOT waving at me! You were NOT waving at me! But I already committed So screw it I’m seeing this through You were NOT waving at me! Okay, this is kinda hilarious! Now I’m waving at The entire freaking street Like yeah That was totally the plan Yo, random stranger! Yo, passing car! Yo, confused old dude Standing way over there! If I’m gonna embarrass myself Might as well Go all in You were NOT waving at me But now— Everybody’s waving back! ⸻ [Outro] Oh— Yo! You waving at me? … No? Cool. Awesome. Love that for me. Never mind.
