You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I′m telling you why. Santa Claus is banging your wife. He's banging her once he's banging her twice. He′s gonna find out who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is banging your wife He sees her when she is sleeping He knows when you′re away He knows if she′s been good or bad So she's bad for goodness' sake (Oh), you better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I′m telling you why Santa Claus is banging your wife (Say),he's banging your wife, he carries a knife. Your daughter is next, because he loves sex. Santa Claus is banging your wife. He′s making a list and he's checking it twice He′s gonna find out who's been naughty and nice Santa Claus is banging your wife She says her ass is virgin but that was in the past Cause Santa Clause is banging her And she's screaming while it lasts Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I′m telling you why Santa Claus is banging your wife
