She spreaded me like fertiliser Throwing me all over the place Dear lord I was none the wiser Though she said I had a kindly face You know me, I'm no organiser So I dropped straight into line like Iiving in a liquidiser While she whispered I was doing fine Told all her friends I was a womaniser Oh I wish I'd had half a chance I pray to God I'd realised her Kinda loving ain't no romance I really am the soul survivor The other men she tore them apart This slave don't need no driver Just a woman with a big loving heart
