[Intro] [Electrical hum] Customer: The lights stopped working. Technician: Which breaker? Customer: The big one. Technician: They're all big ones. [Beat starts] [Verse 1] Map every outlet, label every line Find the little circuit that's wasting my time Switch in the closet, light in the hall Somebody wrote "stuff" on the panel wall QR on the door Directory on the phone I just want to know Which breaker owns the throne? [Build] Is it one? Is it two? Is it something nobody knew? [Drop] WHICH BREAKER?! FLIP IT! TEST IT! LABEL IT RIGHT! WHICH BREAKER?! TRACE IT! MAP IT! SAVE MY NIGHT! [Verse 2] One for the kitchen One for the stairs One mystery circuit Nobody declares I got a meter I got a plan I got a panel schedule Written by a madman [Breakdown] [Whispered vocals] Maybe the real breaker... Was the friends we made along the way. [Silence] No. [Final Drop] MAP THE CIRCUIT! SCAN THE CODE! KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE POWER GOES! CIRCUIT MAPPER! NO MORE GUESSING! [Outro] Customer: So which breaker is it? Technician: The one labeled "stuff." [Beat stops]
