[Verse 1] Standing on the corner waiting to cross the road Saw a woman hauling lumber on a flat bed load She threw up her hand and gave me a big smile So jumped into my pick up chased her for mile [Verse 2] She pulled into a truck stop, so I did too Man got out gave her a kiss, made me blue So I ask myself what's up with this Mean while he was giving her another kiss [Chorus] If you're gonna play the game gotta read the signs Somethings just don't follow your designs When you jump to conclusions look like a fool So you need to learn how to play it cool A wave and a smile seem like a flirt You go chasing after, end up in the dirt Play it cool if interested she'll be back If not your amour will not Crack [Bridge] When you hunt two legged dear You gotta have the the right gear You gotta learn to read the signs If not you'll have to change your design [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] So I turned my old pick up around Gave it some gas and headed back to town Along the way i was calling myself a clown All that excitement just to be turned down [Verse 4] So what's a man to do this day and time It seems like you have committed a crime But today most men aren't worth a dime So women figure why wast their time [Chorus] [Verse 5] So if you're chasing skirts , good luck Try thinking like a man and not a buck It seems good men are hard to find After all love isn't stupid just blind [Chorus] [Fade to end]
