[Instrumental] [Intro] [staccato overdriven electric guitar riff, driving drums, picked bass] [Section A] [palm-muted electric guitar rhythm enters] [high-pitched synth lead with portamento] [Section B] [guitar riff continues, synth lead drops out] [crash cymbal accents] (Verse 1) Headbanging in the mirror, watch me go Black nail polish chipping on my big toe Leather vest three sizes way too small Can’t play a riff but I think I rule all My air guitar skills are totally trash Trip on the stage and make a big crash Buying all the merch ‘cause I’m obsessed Look so ridiculous, I’m a hot mess (Pre‑Chorus) Screaming so loud I almost lost my voice My chaotic style is the only choice Shaking my hips and losing control Even my cat thinks I’m a total troll (Chorus) Metal Baby! Wild and dumb and free Metal Baby! Laughing hard at me Stripping down while the speakers blow Naked glory, yeah, here I go Flash the crowd, don’t care what they say Chill and bare like a summer day Metal Baby! That’s who I am Silly, exposed, biggest fan (Verse 2) Forgot the lyrics to the song I “wrote” Pretend I’m cool while I sink the boat Makeup running down to my chin I’m the biggest joke you’ve ever seen Growling deep but it sounds like a squeak Leather pants rip—oops! Cheeks on peek Bang my head and bump my nose Bleeding a little, still strike a pose (Bridge) Turn it up loud till the neighbors complain Shaking my booty, no shame, no pain Hands up high, clothes hit the floor Who needs ‘em anyway? Raw and hardcore Nothing to hide, yeah, I’m feeling fine Laughing so hard I’m losing my mind (Outro) Yeah, Metal Baby! Naked and proud! Don’t look too close, I’m weird in the crowd! Metal Baby! Laughing at me… Wink wink, baby, wild and free
