[Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… Warn them… they call you a gatekeeper… Promote it… they call you a shill… Damned if I do… Damned if I don't… (sound effect: 808 pulse slow) [Verse 1] Squirrel Master watching degens ape into a rug Tried to warn them on the timeline, got a cold shrug Called a gatekeeper, elitist, talking down Dev absconded with the funds and left the town Warn them gatekeeper, promote it you a shill Damned both ways on every crypto hill Every crypto cycle same community riot Gatekeeper or shill, that accusation linger (gatekeeper, shill, BTM, damned either way) (sound effect: snare crack bone dry) (sound effect: 808 rolling slow) [Chorus] Damned if I do (RPM) Damned if I don't (Red Panda Mining) Warn the community (RPM) Or watch them lose hope (lose hope) Gatekeeper they say (they say) When I speak the truth (the truth) Shill they say (they say) When I promote (I promote) Damned if I do (damned) Damned if I don't (don't) (sound effect: cavernous 808) (sound effect: banjo chop hard) [Verse 2] Posted the on chain analysis, wallet flagged suspicious Dev wallet holding eighty percent, moves were vicious Community called me jealous, said I was a hater Three days later dev dumped it, see you later Exit scam landed and the chart went zero Same community asking why I wasn't their hero Promote the next project, now I'm just a shill Warn about it, gatekeeper against their will Damned if I do damned if I don't, same surprise (on chain, tokenomics, gatekeeper, shill BTM) (sound effect: snare crack echo) (sound effect: 808 deep slow) [Chorus] Damned if I do (RPM) Damned if I don't (Red Panda Mining) Warn the community (RPM) Or watch them lose hope (lose hope) Gatekeeper they say (they say) When I speak the truth (the truth) Shill they say (they say) When I promote (I promote) Damned if I do (damned) Damned if I don't (don't) [Bridge] (sound effect: piano note dark single) Warn them… gatekeeper… Promote it… shill… Stay quiet… complicit… Every option a bitter pill… They want the pump… But not the mourning… BTM posting truth… Real recognize real… Damned if I do… Damned if I don't… That's the deal… (sound effect: 808 building slow) (sound effect: full beat crashes hard) [Verse 3] Liquidity pool shallow, any fool could see Posted the Dex Screener data, community came for me Dev pulled all the liquidity line Zero in the pool now, chart a flatline dead Gatekeeper accusation every time I post a warning Shill accusation every time I share a project in the morning Damned if I do damned if I don't, same episode (Dex Screener, gatekeeper, shill, BTM on chain) (sound effect: acoustic guitar stab) (sound effect: 808 rolling deep) [Chorus] Damned if I do (RPM) Damned if I don't (Red Panda Mining) Warn the community (RPM) Or watch them lose hope (lose hope) Gatekeeper they say (they say) When I speak the truth (the truth) Shill they say (they say) When I promote (I promote) Damned if I do (damned) Damned if I don't (don't) [Verse 4] New project launching, whitepaper thin as air Anonymous dev team, no doxxing anywhere Posted the red flags, called it gatekeeping Shared a project, now I'm a shill they keeping Launch day came, presale funds disappeared BTM told you fam, every warning feared Warn about it gatekeeper, promote it you a shill Damned both ways forever on that crypto hill (anonymous dev, gatekeeper, shill, BTM certified) (sound effect: snare roll slow) [Bridge 2] (sound effect: piano note dark) Warn them… gatekeeper… Promote it… shill… BTM stuck in the middle… Of every bitter pill… (sound effect: 808 rumble building) Damned if I do… Damned if I don't… Real recognize real… (sound effect: beat crashes full) [Verse 5] Influencer shilling, paid promotion no disclosure Squirrel Master flagged the shill post, got reported Community protecting scammers, truth distorted Six figures lost in forty eight hours trading Paid influencer deleted every post and fading Warned them gatekeeper, promoted truth called a shill On chain data never lies but community ignores still Damned if I do damned if I don't, same scores (paid shill, gatekeeper, BTM, on chain truth) (sound effect: triple snare hit) (sound effect: 808 maximum slow) [Final Chorus] Damned if I do (RPM) Damned if I don't (Red Panda Mining) Warn the community (RPM) Or watch them lose hope (lose hope) Gatekeeper they say (they say) When I speak the truth (the truth) Shill they say (they say) When I promote (I promote) Damned if I do (damned) Damned if I don't (don't) (sound effect: crowd chant) (sound effect: banjo chop massive) (sound effect: 808 maximum) [Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… Warn them… gatekeeper… Promote it… shill… On chain never lies… Real recognize real… CTE forever… Ozark certified… THATS. ON. THE. SQUIRREL. [Silence: 3s]
