[Verse 1] You walk in with a cough A sneeze A sigh Doc comes barging in Gives you the eye X-rays Blood work Scans of your head Next thing you know You're in a hospital bed [Prechorus] Is this science or a guessing game Every test got a fancy name Meanwhile The waiting room’s aflame [Chorus] Test happy MDs Oh please Oh please Scanning for ghosts in my spleen and knees Bill so big Makes me start to wheeze Oh test happy MDs Oh please Oh please [Prechorus] All these vials All these scans All for reasons no one understands [Verse 2] Nurse rolls her eyes Grabs the tubes Grabs the tray Says "Another M.R.I.? What is this Groundhog Day?" The patients sigh They wait in endless lines While the doctor orders more like it's buffet time [Chorus] Test happy MDs Oh please Oh please Fishing for answers in a lab-filled sea My wallet's crying "Mercy me!" Oh test happy MDs Oh please Oh please [Bridge] Were you sued Is this C.Y.A.? Not to be rude But, the patient's pay Oh test happy MDs Oh please Oh please
