
Drive-In Monster Mash
We went out on Friday night To the drive-in, what a sight In the dark we grabbed our snacks Popcorn, sodas, nothing lacks But the movie came alive Made the dead begin to thrive 'Cause the screen had magic powers Now we're running for our hours You thought movies weren't so scary But this fog is getting hairy Now there's monsters in our car Now you gotta drive real fast Hope your engine's gonna last It's the worst date of the year B-Movie punks don't show their fear Now there's zombies all around They're making awful groaning sounds We can't start this rusty heap All the monsters make us weep You're screaming at the wheel This just doesn't feel real Just like every horror flick But the exit's getting thick You thought movies weren't so scary But this fog is getting hairy Now there's monsters in our car Now you gotta drive real fast Hope your engine's gonna last It's the worst date of the year B-Movie punks don't show their fear So I've got some advice Don't go out here twice 'Cause you're gonna meet some ghouls tonight And if you're gonna make it home You'd better use the phone You'd better use the phone Now we know what movies do And we're covered up in goo You've mistaken us for lunch And the Vampire Punk Crew wants to eat us with a crunch So I've got two tips Keep your garlic on your lips 'Cause you're gonna meet some bumps And if you're gonna see this film You'd better grab the wheel You'd better grab the wheel

