[verse 1] My lines slice deep like machetes. You’re the reason that Socrates Drank poison. The boys and girls in Your class avoid you. Yeah it’s true. A used tissue has more appeal, I’m 22 carot, you’re stainless steel, Awkward as a third wheel, a misfit I’d rather sniff an arm pit, you dipstick. [chorus] Now you've been roasted properly, Cooked through with vicious mockery. [verse 2] If you were anymore inbred You’d be a sandwich, thin spread. That’s what I said, you heard right. I’ve warmed to you like frostbite. Earth is full, go elsewhere; I swear, for you mediocre's a stretch, Your face? A bad Picasso sketch. [chorus] Now you've been roasted properly, Cooked through with vicious mockery. [verse 3] In a battle of wits, you're unarmed If they ate your brain, zombies would starve. I've seen salad dressed better than you, A waterproof teabag's more useful than you, I don't have enough crayons to explain to you How you make me sick - I wanna literally spew! [chorus] Now you've been roasted properly, Cooked through with vicious mockery. [verse 4] You're why the genepool needs a lifeguard I'd rather hang out in a graveyard You blowhard, you're the reason God Invented the middle finger, You're odd, As in weird, not exactly a freak But we're all happier when you don't speak! [chorus] Now you've been roasted properly, Cooked through with vicious mockery. [verse 5] Stupidity aint a crime so you're free to go, You've got a face perfect for radio. You're proof that accidents happen you're the reason earplugs are in fashion You're grey sprinkles on a rainbow cupcake You're pic's in the dictionary under 'mistake'. [outro] Now you've been roasted properly, Cooked through with vicious mockery.
