[Intro – Spoken, hype voice] “Power on… BIOS beep… let’s boot this party!” [Intro Scat] Du-du-duu du du duu! Ba-da-bop-bop-bop! Du-du-duu du du duu! Skib-bop-bop-bop! [Verse 1] I’m the computer man, click-clack on the keys, Binary heartbeat, electricity. Code in my veins, caffeine in my cup, I debug the night till the sun comes up. When your files get lost and the blue screens glare, I’m the wizard of the wires, data’s in my care. [Pre-Chorus] Bits and bytes are a groovin’ crew, Packets spin like a CPU. Clouds may crash and drives may fry, But I patch it all with a pixel high! [Chorus – Scat/Glitch] Du-du-duu du du duu! I’m the computer man, bop-bop-bop! Du-du-duu du du duu! Upload the groove, never gonna stop! [Verse 2] LAN-party legend with a neon grin, Overclocked heart, let the circuits spin. Ping-ping-pong like a network dance, Fiber-optic flash in a techno trance. Cache so fresh, got a byte to spare, I’m a megabyte marvel with electric flair. [Bridge – Rapid Scat & Vocoder] Skib-bip-bop, byte-byte pop, Gigahertz beats that never stop. Ctrl-Alt-Funk, one-man LAN, Every motherboard knows I’m the computer man! [Breakdown] “Who keeps the data clean?” “Computer man, machine supreme!” “Who brings the bass to the broadband plan?” “Du-du-duu, the computer man!” [Chorus – Big Finish] Du-du-duu du du duu! Binary bounce, pixel plan, Du-du-duu du du duu! Everybody jam with the computer man! [Extended Scat Outro] Ski-ba-bop-bop-bop! Du-du-duu du du duu! Clickity-clack, hackity-hack, reboot the groove, bring the bytes right back! [Spoken Tag] “System update complete… dance protocol engaged… see you in the cloud!”
