So this is a story about when my little sister and I went to the Carnival as kids in the late 90's. [Instrumental] One night near the fourth of July, a traveling carnival was in town. The night lit up The moon rose high And the sound of excited screams all around With what little allowance we had, we made our way to the event. Hype ran high and sharing our tickets, we were running crazy on all the rides. [Solo] Apple Cart spinning Roller coaster circling Legendary funnel cake and had a great time. [Hard solo] It was near closing time when the carnival was dying down. Our last four tickets total in hand, we went right to a deadly ride With gears grinding like leftover parts, we jumped right into the pod. The door had locked and we were caged in Ready for a ride we would never forget We wanted to end the night with a bang But we had no idea how unforgettable this ride would be [Tense instrumental] As the counter weight went off and all the pods are flipping about We must have ride this ride a thousand times in the past So mind our surprise when suddenly We heard a crank and a snap Followed by a BANG and suddenly mid flip the door to the pod flung right open on us. [Screaming] [multiple screaming sounds] [Hard solo] People were telling the operator: "Stop the Zipper!" But the operator couldn't hear what people were saying, and thought they said "Make it faster!" [Metal sounds] [More screaming] I was holding on to my little sister with an iron death grip so she wouldn't fly out. Bolts were banging around inside our pod. I never felt I would ever feel sorry for a bingo ball in a cage in my life until that point. It wasn't until the people off the ride pointed that the door flung open did the guy actually see what was wrong. With a violent jolt the ride came to a stop. [Slower beats] The whole ride nearly fell over to the side. With people outraged, we stumbled out of the pod. Bumps and scrapes from the tetnis covered shards. My sister and I just took this moment to run off [Instrumental] One night near the fourth of July, a traveling carnival was in town. The night lit up The moon rose high And the sound of excited screams all around With what little allowance we had, we made our way to the event. Hype ran high and sharing our tickets, we were running crazy on all the rides. [Solo] Apple Cart spinning Roller coaster circling Legendary funnel cake and had a great time. [Hard solo] It was near closing time when the carnival was dying down. Our last four tickets total in hand, we went right to a deadly ride With gears grinding like leftover parts, we jumped right into the pod. The door had locked and we were caged in Ready for a ride we would never forget We wanted to end the night with a bang But we had no idea how unforgettable this ride Our seatbelt then busted in half! AHHHHH!!!! It wasn't until the people in the crowed pointed that the door flung open did the operator actually saw what was wrong. With a violent jolt the ride came to a stop. [Slower beats] The whole ride nearly fell over to the side. [Clank!] With people outraged, we stumbled out of the pod. Bumps and scrapes from the tetanus covered shards. (I never felt I would ever feel sorry for a bingo ball) We didn't know if we would be blamed for the ride breaking down. So My sister and I just took this moment to run off! [Solo] Apple Cart spinning Roller coaster circling Legendary funnel cake and had a great time. [Hard solo] It was near closing time when the carnival was dying down. Our last four tickets total in hand, we went right to a deadly ride With gears grinding like leftover parts, we jumped right into the pod. The door had locked and we were caged in Ready for a ride we would never forget We wanted to end the night with a bang But we had no idea how unforgettable this ride would be [Tense instrumental] As the counter weight went off and all the pods are flipping about We must have ride this ride a thousand times in the past So mind our surprise when suddenly We heard a crank and a snap Followed by a BANG! And suddenly mid flip the door to the pod flung right open on us. [Screaming] AHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! [multiple screaming sounds] [Hard solo] People were telling the operator: "Stop the Zipper!" But the operator couldn't hear what people were saying, and thought they said "Make it faster!" [Metal sounds] [More screaming] I was holding on to my little sister with an iron death grip so she wouldn't fly out. Bolts were banging around inside our pod. Our seatbelt then busted in half! AHHHHH!!!! It wasn't until the people in the crowed pointed that the door flung open did the operator actually saw what was wrong. With a violent jolt the ride came to a stop. [Slower beats] The whole ride nearly fell over to the side. [Clank!] With people outraged, we stumbled out of the pod. Bumps and scrapes from the tetanus covered shards. (I never felt I would ever feel sorry for a bingo ball) We didn't know if we would be blamed for the ride breaking down. So My sister and I just took this moment to run off! AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! [Instrumental] It wasn't until the people in the crowed pointed that the door flung open did the operator actually saw what was wrong. "Oh my God!" "Save those kids!!" With a violent jolt the ride came to a stop. AHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! The whole ride nearly fell over to the side. [Instrumental] [hard solo] With people outraged, we stumbled out of the pod. Bumps and scrapes from the tetanus covered shards. (I never felt I would ever feel sorry for a bingo ball in my life) We didn't know if we would be blamed for the ride breaking down. So My sister and I just took this moment to run off! [Instrumental] Since then we made sure whatever ride we got on was certified by the state. "I mean, can you really blame us?" [End]
